Squeege

Squeege is the mucus-like and chunky substance that is coughed out of the lungs and into the mouth when coughing

“I think I may be getting sick. I accidentally just swallowed some of my squeege.”

“Please, I want to get sick. Can you spit some of your squeege into my mouth?”

by Squeege Master Epic Dood September 29, 2019

Squeeted

When you squeeze so hard you shart.

I squeeted, like Christopher said, then I realized it wasn't just air.

by Abbyt93 December 15, 2019

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

squeepers

Male genitalia

“She grabbed me by my squeepers.”

by Slightlyawesome May 29, 2020

Squeeze cup

Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.

Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !

Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.

by Real Phacts June 27, 2020

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeeze ass month

November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!

Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway

by Horniboy November 3, 2020