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Couch potato, slacker, and bludger. Looking for a free ride, floats around from one household to another for a free place to live after he gets kick out of the house or apt from leeching off of the people for to long. Doesn't want to work, can't hold a job, and waste his/her time doing nothing but getting drunk and high.
Look out for that sloth Micheal. He just got kick out of another persons home and is looking for another place to live because he drank all their booze and ate all their food plus he ran up their bills while freeloading off of them.

That Micheal is a Sloth! He refuses to work and tries to live off of other peoples money and floats around from one place to another to live.
Sloth by Foamy Fucker June 21, 2012
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chassity sloth 

someone who can't play cards. He'll leave 20 half full beers all over the patio and say things like 'your dicks out' and 'bo kay'. Never trust a chassity sloth!
Let's go Chassity sloth! Throw a card, its your fucking turn
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Actually, it is a whiskey AND and is the plural form for people from Scotland. Can't we all just get along?
I like scotch and the Scotch truly love scotch.
scotch by Shellie June 22, 2006
a very slow person who always gets themselves in fucked up situations.
"man, you here about scott, he got tossed in the drunk tank for pissing on that church school bus"
"man, he's such a sloth"
sloth by jilldo December 29, 2003

Scotch Juice 

"Jimmy, Look at that Scotch Juice"

"So fine..."

"Och aye the noo!"

Slothing 

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.
"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"
Slothing by bananaslices May 13, 2013
No that guy not an Mod, skinhead, or Emo his just a sloth
sloth by dr. snigglesworth June 1, 2009