sisty

when someone acts jelous

yo..she actin mad sisty because you go out with her ex

by Keeshia May 13, 2005

shitty cock

its when a girl shits on your cock and then you anal her

That bitch just gave me a "shitty cock".

by sambino lec February 21, 2009

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

Shitty Balls

The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass

(loosening the asshole may be needed)

i love when i get shitty balls :)

by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

flagpole sitter

Someone who sits on top of a flag pole.

Look at that flagpole sitter!

by TimTam February 29, 2004

Bay Shitty Strawberry

The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.

"Damn man I took that chick home last night and I did the Bay Shitty Strawberry on her."

by Dragonheart April 10, 2009

shitty shitty bang bang

having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.

A had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang.

by abcdefghi April 23, 2007