Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.

“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”

by iabast February 13, 2024

Shrimp Bitch

a Bilal fuugi kamara

Why are you are you such a shrimp bitch

by ODottt June 2, 2022

Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.

Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".

by australian-reptile July 19, 2010

shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

Shrimp

A shrimp is an adjective, noun, verb, or whatever the fuck you want it to be. It can be used in a good or bad way and can never be used wrongly or too much

Damn, that nigga lookin like a shrimp with his shrimpy self

by Shrimpydev69 March 6, 2018

shrimp

New way to say Simp after the Twitch Ban of the word

Whoever donated to this streamer he's a Sim-Shrimp

by Doge Of Venice December 21, 2020

dirty shrimp dinner

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017