ship

A claim made by a person that a pair of two specific people should be together in a romantic relationship.

for example:

Person 1: I ship Jason with Ashley
Person 2: I ship them too! I hope that ship doesn't sink ¬‿¬

by ThatKINDGirl March 9, 2023

rocket ship

A long and hard thing but mostly found in males.

Man, your rocket ship is tiny.

by Discord=Spacebar#0107 March 14, 2023

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

right the ship

Get shit back under the old law

we’re losing now but our coach will right the ship

by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023

Substitute Ship

A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.

Conrad x Sunday is a substitute ship for Whitty x Carol.

by BlueIkea February 20, 2023

character ship

when a no life redditor draws two characters into a romantic or sexual relationship (e.g. Tyler Joseph X Josh Dun). even if the characters have nothing to do with each other (e.g. Alice X Oliver), or are years apart (e.g. Deku X Eri)

"I hate when people do character ships. especially when the two characters are years apart. at that point just admit you're pedophile"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025