by Sicilian101 July 14, 2016

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

A term coined by the NBA community, a sheep is simply someone who has an outlandish opinion or says something really stupid.
by BigBoyHFS December 26, 2018

A person (normally a farmer) is someone who tends to sheep’s coats and shaves them for wool. It comes from the term shag which refers to the sheep’s wool that hasn’t been shaved off.
by gothmclovin September 1, 2023

Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!
by Matt Badcock May 19, 2012

A female senior citizen. She is usually round, scatterbrained, fragile, and has short, gray curly hair.
“There’s a lot of sheep in this casino.” - Ed
“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian
“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
