Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

samuel james stuart

samuel is just a wonderfull person he is attractive that when ever woman walks parst the cum

omg samuel james stuart walked past me today and he is so wonderfull and attractive i came

by wicked man12345 May 4, 2022

Samuel

That nicuh

Bro Samuel is the goat

by Sameypoo November 24, 2021

Don Samuels

Ilhan Omar's primary challenger, propped up by Republicans. Despite their support and millions of dollars, he lost in 2022.

Hopefully that pro-genocide guy Don Samuels loses again, I'll be voting Ilhan Omar and you should too!

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

samuel wade gourley

Littlest bitchy boi

Hate him

Very gay

Dumb

Short

Doesnt kiss the homies goodnight

Favorite meme is John Cena

If I was Samuel Wade Gourley I would die :(

by Caramel Torres November 29, 2019

Samuel Hogg

Alpha sometimes beta male

Very explosive with energy cronky knee

Can jump for days

Ahh wtf Samuel Hogg

Ah Ah Samuel Hogg where are you

by Anonymousscot September 15, 2021

Jahron Anthony Bathwraithe Looks Like Samuel Vilain

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Jahron Anthony Bathwraithe Looks Like Samuel Vilain

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 19, 2025