Riding the Roomba

An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.

When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).

"Hey what are you doing this weekend?" "Oh, I dunno, maybe riding the roomba."

by theOriginalSlangard August 22, 2014

ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018

pussy ride

A female dat rides a females pussy

Naome pussy ride Jessica

by J.K jr May 23, 2020

bump ride

verb: when you go on a drive with a system that bumps just to listen to music with no destination

"yo dude i just downloaded this new song and it bumps on my system!"

"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"

by syren1 September 20, 2013

riding boss

Sitting in the owners corner (adjacent seat to the driver, usually behind)of a moving vehicle that isn't yours. Especially with friends

I'm riding boss on the bentley with you guys

by @naicrosoft Elite Crew October 3, 2013

Dick riding

A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.

Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf

Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?

Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.

Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?

Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.

by Real_shi April 10, 2022

Ride the Bull

When doing a chick from behind, lean down to her ear and whisper the name of a different girl that you've had sex with implying that you think it's her name. See how long you can stay in as she tries to get away.

After I called her by another girl's name, I really had to "ride the bull."

by oldmanklc7734 April 22, 2007