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Reed

someone who loves cheeseburgers almost as much as he loves getting pounded in his juicy hole
"Yea my buddy Reed is always down for a cheeseburger, and gay sex!"
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Reedgion

Reedgion is a close up magician that gained viral exposure from being locked up at the Muscogee County Jail in Columbus, Georgia. Many eye witnessed accounts in which other inmates who’ve seen him perform, say he escaped the county jail only using a jail issue blanket and he was on the sidewalk. This happened in the year 2013.

Immediately after this, they put him on high max lockdown units on the 3rd and 4th floors of the South tower of the jail. He then performed a magic trick in which he threw a selected card through the window and there is still a Queen of clubs stuck between two plates of welded glass in dorm 3G at the Muscogee County Jail.

He is also well known for levitating cards in jail and throughout his time in the Georgia Department of Corrections.

He went got shipped to 8 different prisons in 4 years due to him causing security issues by the magic tricks he was performing.

After his release from prison in 2023 he has gained even more notoriety by performing magic for celebrities like rappers Boosie Badazz, Sadababy, Omb Peezy, and more.

He has used his negative situations and turned them into a success. He is now chasing a dream of being, as his verified Instagram account @iamreedgion shows, “The Greatest Magician In The World”
I seen a lot of magicians, but Reedgion is on another level. He’s amazing!
by Wtfidkwtput October 8, 2024
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Reed Perry

A name for a typically short individual with a tiny ass cock
Dude have you seen that Reed Perry’s tiny cock?
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Reee

Ree is a common expression of anger and frustration, meant to use mostly in a lighthearted setting
"Reee! My cumputer is not turning on! Ah!"
by AyaTheBisexual December 29, 2024
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Receding hairline theory

Applicable to men online (usually bald with caps or evident receding hairlines, often featuring photos with them in mirrored sunglasses and inside vehicles) who post misogyny, violent threats, or any kind of verbal abuse whenever a woman says something they don't like (which could be as simple as "women shouldn't be raped" or "women shouldn't feel obligated to have sex with you just because you paid for dinner, because they are not hired sex workers")
(online article about woman being raped and murdered)

Some dude: okay but we don't know the WHOLE story, I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

Someone replying to him: looks like we have another case of receding hairline theory
by egg8 March 20, 2026
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reed

the most annoying fucking person in the world. obsessed with anime from years ago and has the most annoying brother and sister in the world. you know when you have a class with him it's about to be the worst and most excruciating hour ever.
bro, did you what reed drew today?
i bet it was the invisible girl from bnha lol
by radiohaed February 24, 2025
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Reedhi

The short, nerdy girl who always annoys anyone she is with deserves to be put in a bin if she acts out too much. However, even with all her deficiencies, she is overall a great person and an even greater friend.
I wish i could put Reedhi in a bin but she is my best friend.
by Bill_was_here26 March 21, 2025
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