phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.

Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!

by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

potato peeler

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.

Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...

by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

Potato head

One who is doesn't care to think things through or plan ahead.
A vacuous individual, a mental couch potato.

What a potato head, he didn't even bother to check and see if there was enough gas in the car before we left.

by Panthera Atrox March 4, 2011

Sex Potato

A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.

This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)

Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time

by troPunk June 12, 2010

texas potato chip

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip

That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip

by t-rexxx November 27, 2009