poon pillow

when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out

'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'

by octopriapus August 20, 2011

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.

Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.

by Rj2017 April 23, 2018

Poon Smasher

someone who fornicates with a lot of females and demolishes their vagina

That man is a Poon Smasher

by Wisdom of the Floppy Pancakes January 8, 2016

Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008

Poon musk

The natural odor coming off of a vagina, poon, pussy or snatch.

Your poon musk smells good it's starting to turn me on.
Girl you need to shower I can smell your poon musk over here

by Wadeoh November 22, 2018

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009