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Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.
Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.
by Rj2017 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Poon Coonmug.

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women
I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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poon pillow

when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out
'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
by octopriapus August 20, 2011
mugGet the poon pillowmug.

Poon Crack

I like me some nice tight poon crack.
by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009
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poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009
mugGet the poon satchelmug.

Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.
Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.
by Benny23322 March 6, 2008
mugGet the Poon Salutemug.

waterfall poon

A waterfall poon is when someone leaves the pool and water comes out of there vagina
it was so embarrassing I came out of the pool and I experienced a waterfall poon
by Poon master 69 March 9, 2019
mugGet the waterfall poonmug.

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