by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
Get the A Poke and a Prayer mug.When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.
by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020
Get the Poke Ballin' mug.A sharp and quick stab with your finger. Usually used as self-defense but IMO not the most effective.
by Hickory Bush September 3, 2020
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Get the Turtle Poking mug.Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.
Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Get the Pull Poke mug.To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
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