A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.

Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.

by daddyrealness June 27, 2020

Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.

Oh jeez Robs really Poke Ballin'.

by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020

Poke

A sharp and quick stab with your finger. Usually used as self-defense but IMO not the most effective.

“My big brother poked me when I took his phone. I had to apologize to him.”

by Hickory Bush September 3, 2020

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.

Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”

by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017