poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

Poke some Smot

To smoke some weed (A.K.A pot)
(Just switch the P and the Sm, of Poke and Smot)

Bro: Yo, you got some tree on you?
Me: Always Bro, What you tryna Poke some Smot?
Bro: I'm down. *grabs bong*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw

Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.

by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012