Happy's Pizza

Happy's Pizza lost they mind! 5 great deals for $9.99! Get the Jumbo Shrimp, hand battered dip, or the Happy Wings, great with anything! Get some rib tips, or a slab of ribs, or some pizza! What's it gonna cost us, kid? $9.99, $9.99, at Happy's Pizza for a limited time!

Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!

by chimken_nunget September 08, 2019

Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.

Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.

by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020

Shotgunning a Pizza

The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).

Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza

We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?

by The Bro One November 28, 2018

yard pizza

Vomit.

Sylvia hates Kristy so much, she made yard pizza all over Bill's lawn.

by Hoppatrol June 24, 2017

Pizza orgy

An orgy in which all participants are given pizza either before, after, or during an orgy. Said pizza can be the reward for participating, or as incentive to participate. Can be straight, bi or homosexual orgy.

"Hey Jim, wanna come over to my place tonight? My wife and I are having a pizza orgy."

by pizzaavanger567 September 03, 2017

Pizza Day

When crypto investors reminisce that a pizza restaurant accepted 10,000 bitcoins in exchange for two large pizzas on May 22, 2010—the bitcoin was then worth 41 bucks.

At today’s exchange rate, how much would a pizza cost on Pizza Day?

by Fasters May 30, 2023

pizza slut

A person who often enjoys having large meals of pizza, but feels dirty about afterwards. Indicated by breadcrumbs and oily tomato stains on shirt and lap.

Person 1: yo look at that pizza slut right there
Person 2: damn she got breadcrumbs all over her shirt and lap

by salsiccia November 12, 2022