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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 20, 2024
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pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.
Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021
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Pineapple Owl

One of the oppositions to Smurf Cat and Strawberry Elephant. Originated in 2023 on TikTok
Person 1: Have you seen the battle between the Smurf Cat and the Pineapple Owl?
Person 2: Get the fuck off tiktok for once in your goddamn life and do something productive.
by Angie-the October 20, 2023
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Pineapple pizza

A kind of pizza that a lot of people dislike, but is actually delicious!
by Shoulder Escape October 23, 2017
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False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
mugGet the False Pineapplemug.

Pineapple hairs

1. The green stuff on sponge bobs house

2. Squidwards next door neighbor

3. Patrick’s friend
There is some (pineapple hairs) on sponge bobs house
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Pineapples

Pineapples is what you call a group of pineapple when they are together they can transform into anything you can dream of and is you eat them it hurts your tongue
"Wow, did you see that group of pineapple" said Dude
"It actually called pineapples when they are together"said slightly smarter dude
by Aliens.like.eggs November 8, 2018
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