penguin 5 5 5 5

to misconstrue, to lie

I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.

by hesatool February 9, 2003

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

by Action movies (marvel) June 4, 2019

Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.

Levi is such a penguin pecker!

by JLDub November 9, 2023

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.

Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...

by bpennn April 28, 2011