Poking

The act of walking and playing Pokemon Go while being oblivious to your surroundings.

The kid was poking when he got hit by that car.

by tabcarman July 12, 2016

Parking Spot Shopper

An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.

Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.

by TTCool December 21, 2006

parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.

Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.

by MeTheTree February 16, 2007

Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.

*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"

by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

paingasism

the irrational moaning after recieving an injury.

" after i hit my hip on the table i had a massive paingasism"

by this is me. not you October 5, 2011

gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.

Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!

by jvansyoc October 2, 2007