prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Advanced Packet Class

An AP class where the teacher doesn’t teach anything and just gives packets for homework.

“Is Mrs. Black a good teacher?” “Nah, she teaches an Advanced Packet Class.”

by Frick yeah dood September 11, 2018

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.

Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.

by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019

Snack packers

A group of individuals, that pride themselves with invites to saving the flavors of a lunch time special, delivered in a handy all-in-one shoulder bag. With a variety to choose from. Like Nutty Butter Mix, or Happy Chaptain Trails or our newest Backdoor Smores. Shared with any circle of friends.....
(Not intended for solo use).

Hey,. Sally were u thinking about joining the snack packers for their lunch time gathering today?

by She'll bone ya July 7, 2019

Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019