bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017

bird-licker

Term for a salty-mouthed and wildly popular drag queen known for insulting her audience and fellow performers more fiercely than others could.

I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers

by FreakShowFanDallas February 28, 2018

gummy birding

The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.

I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones

by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016

Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby

Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"

by King Deezus January 2, 2017

Head Bird

A man who pecks at asshole like a bird. He also enjoys nesting inside multiple women at once.

"Yo Eric, did you see Shawn going at that girl like a head bird?"

by Dr. Kinkster lover February 3, 2017

Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020