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Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey
"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."
by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017
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Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing
Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks
by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022
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Beat that batter

Pattacake is a Caribbean (mostly Guyanese) synonym for vagina. In the cake making process, in order to ensure a quality product, butter and sugar are combined with vigorous beating in a process called creaming. “Beat that batter,” means to deliver optimal sexual performance to ensure a pattacake is well serviced and satisfied.
I’m going to beat that batter and pound that pattacake, then spread those lips to lick all that creamy frosting.
by Sugabowl Central March 9, 2021
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beats gas

"Wow! Your mom just bought you a new car, that beats gas."
by New_Words_And their_Meanings August 30, 2021
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Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!
Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?
by Zuka21 August 31, 2019
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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.
"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
mugGet the twat beatmug.

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