joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave

dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia

by areallycooldude June 27, 2021

Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.

Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.

by Llama member May 9, 2022

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

Chat Joke

A really dry dad joke.

"That was the worst chat joke that I have ever heard."

by Chiefton8823 October 31, 2018

she's joke

Origin - Outback Australia
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good

Scenario 1
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko

by aussiebob232 January 23, 2018

spoke joke

A funny sounding expression based on mixing two different languages together, compared to crazy results that digital translation services usually give.

This is international "spoke joke" (google translator). Yes, you're right!

by ClownsHead05 June 30, 2014

Home Joke

A laid back way of saying "inside joke"

"Dude what are you laughing at?"

"It's a home joke you wouldn't understand"

by zonedancingunicorn September 5, 2013