noobatron

the noob of all noobs

geez you are a noobatron

by hacker_51 October 20, 2008

Noob Syndrome

Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the hell they're there....
See noob for details.

(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.

by Simply Stefani; December 28, 2008

noobasaurus rex

1. dangerously bad at something

shawn, the noobasaurus rex, got 23 kills... on his own team

by tehwhiteboi April 26, 2011

alto noob

Little children on games with mics who have an extremely high pitched voice, often times hurting ear drums and causing brain damage.

STFU ALTO NOOB! Hey alto noob, stfu and go back to the nursery where you belong.

by Lexoz November 28, 2007

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011

Noob tube

Weapon used in games such as Call Of Duty 4 by people that cant aim, much to the joy of all the other players that now ensure the (Noob) suffers all sorts of verble abuse!

"OMG!! adam hit me with his fucking Noob Tube again!! learn to fucking aim you retarded gumper!"

by thieving jippo May 2, 2008

Noob-nuts

Vulgar slang, used to describe someone who is very low in skill and intelligence.

"Jim, you noob-nuts, don't set yourself on fire!"

by Skorpius September 24, 2005