by KyGen May 28, 2011
Get the purple slinky mug.An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)
Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!
by AndThenSome December 18, 2007
Get the purple squeeze mug.It is when a man has a hard on and he squeezes his dick near the base, causing a build up of blood in the penis, giving it a purple appearance and causing it to increase in size.
by the doctor of the road June 8, 2009
Get the purple hulk mug.A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.
'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.
by richieblack September 3, 2016
Get the the purple horse mug.When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
Get the Purple Slurpee mug.A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick
by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007
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