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New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
by stesaf June 28, 2022
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Bood News

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News
Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"
by KDTC September 29, 2015
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News Suit

When you're only wearing clothes on the top and underwear/boxers on the bottom. Especially modernized during the corona pandemic where it's common for students to not to wear pants as only the top can be seen on the webcam.
Dude 1: I'm so tired of these online lectures

Dude 2: At least you can wear a news suit
by TheWetBread December 30, 2020
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New Braintree

A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.
Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.
by Hahaih8myself April 19, 2022
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New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 2, 2015
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The New Plantation

The New Plantation or the Democratic Plantation is a term used to describe the United States of America since the 1980s and 1990s.

This term is applied to the tricks of the Democrats to have African Americans and other minorities vote for them without knowing that this party had a strong history of racism, homophobia, totalitarianism, segregation, and ethnic discrimination.

The New Plantation wanted every African American and other minority to think that the Democratic Party is the party of civil rights, voting rights, equality, and freedom.

However, this is further from the truth because the Democratic Party is the party of slavery and Jim Crow, and not the party of the modern era.

They blame white Republicans for everything and fail to see that it was the Democrats who were responsible for the civil rights movement.

The Democratic Party created the political system that helped the Republicans to keep the blacks in a system of slavery and Jim Crow and also wanted the blacks to think that they were equal to whites and that they should not complain about the racial discrimination they were experiencing.
The New Plantation is a network of lies and deceit told to the minorities of the United States.
by Doctor WTF December 19, 2022
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New Qatar

A micronation that declared independence from the United States of America in May of 2022. The land mass is simply a rock. The name has no significance.
The land mass was declared independence from the town of Swampscott Massachuetts at first, then declared itself free from
the United States.

This is a serious independence movement and not a joke.

Definition of a Micronation: FYI

Micronations, sometimes also referred to as model countries and new country projects, are small, self-proclaimed entities that claim to be independent sovereign states but which are not acknowledged as such by any recognised sovereign state, or by any supranational organization.
The micronation of New Qatar as declared independence!

Long Live New Qatar!
I am going to visit New Qatar.
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