beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

Mickey Mouse FC

The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth

Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.

by PJ1000 July 29, 2017

double clicking the mouse

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.

Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)

by KCG January 26, 2004

Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

oh mouse of fear

Guy everybody hates for no other good reason than for being British.

Crumpets, poppycock, red double decker buses and fluffy hatted soldiers >> j00

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.

Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.

by Jermangus August 28, 2008

Mickey mouse stream

It's when your stream is trash and not cool

Hey did you see that Mickey mouse stream?

Yeah, Quackity's Mickey mouse stream?

Yes! its so dogwater!!!

Facts!!

by wafflyoz April 28, 2021