Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023

Mississippi Hickey

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.

Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.

by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020

mississippi roundhouse

Multiple girls run a train on a guy but do this in order: one girl puts a pinky in a guys butt, another one rides him, while another one sits on his face. This continues until the guys O-Ring blows out.

Dude, a bunch of hoes just ran a mississippi roundhouse on me last night. I don’t think I’ll be able to sit for a week.

by Thisandthatsometimesthis November 22, 2017

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits the cum into another girls vagina.

Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.

by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025