Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!

I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

Mississippi bum roast by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

Mississippi Mud Tug

Jerking off while pooping

“Kody has a Mississippi Mud Tug after dinner.”

Mississippi Mud Tug by KennisisLakePrankster November 15, 2025

Mississippi State Guard

The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.

“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”

Mississippi State Guard by guywithhair December 12, 2025

Mississippi Love Letter

When someone takes a shit and leaves the dirty toilet paper on the roll for the next person to find

Fred left a Mississippi Love Letter in the last stall.

Mississippi Love Letter by balbalman December 16, 2025

Mississippi Charlie Kirk

Taking a sniper shot up the asshole by a man with black hair

Im gonna give you a Mississippi Charlie Kirk tonight

Mississippi Charlie Kirk by MississippiPussyCunt December 20, 2025

Mississippi Runny Nose

The act of sticking your penis in someone's nose and ejaculating in their nose, then letting the cum come of their nose.

Girl, ima give you a Mississippi Runny Nose

Mississippi Runny Nose by MISSISSIPPI BOOGER SHOOGER December 21, 2025

Mississippi Arnold Palmer

When you dress up as Mr. Mcfeely from Mr. Rogers and flip a girl over and pee in her butthole.

Neil Hardy gave Chris Byrd a Mississippi Arnold Palmer.

Mississippi Arnold Palmer by BD Nick December 30, 2025