Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap
by Thor2021 January 20, 2022
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Mississippi pearl drop

Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?
by Ppgang official March 28, 2022
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
by Mr vanilla wafer December 04, 2020
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.
How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”
by Medicjeff February 01, 2020
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Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”
by Baby Dick January 25, 2025
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