Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

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Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.

Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

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Milf

Mom id like to fondle

Hey billy, in a couple of years your mom will qualify to be a grade A milf.

by Camspam May 13, 2022

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MILF

‘Mother i’d like to fuck’

Steph is NOT a mother i’d like to fuck.

Steph? A MILF? No way.

Steph is not a MILF. She’s just a mom.

by sagemilfhunter July 19, 2022

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a milf ghost is a ghost that haunts your house as a older sexy ass women or a milf this type of ghost may or may not have seggs with you in your dreams although it ain't real seggs your dick gonna be covered in milf ghost juices in the morning...

dude my house is haunted by this suicide milf ghost

She wants my big long pp as a compensation for my soul

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs October 31, 2023

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