Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 19, 2022

It logically follows

That if you in a war you should be able to expell the people who lost from the area? To where? All of the land is occupied by sovereign nations. You win a war so now you have the right to impose 2.1 million refugees on the countries around you? That's kind of conceptually adject to the argument Douglarse Murray's stupid ass made about why no one else wants to take the Palestinians. Would ANY country take in 2.1 million unvetted immigrants? Ever? For any reason? No question asked? "We don't want these people to live here anymore and God told us that we're cosmically entitled to a country where we're an ethnic majority so... Somebody else has to take them... Or we get to do whatever we want with them... And if they don't stop fighting we need get to kill them all..."

Hym "Maybe it logically follows in the absence of 3rd parties but they 'won a war' with the assistance of 3rd parties against a less advanced population and are sustained by 3rd parties indefinitely. There's international law and universal human rights to consider. Is they weren't beholden to 3rd parties and it happened in a vaccum it wouldn't be a matter of whether or not the had the right they just WOULD do whatever they wanted. But it wouldn't necessarily be a right that's been instantiated. I know your argument is not 'If you're sovereign over an area you can expel whoever you want' Can the U.S. just decide to expel all the black people? The crime rate is too high in inner cities. They're too violent. Their culture is incompatible so we have to get right of them. And if they ever attack white dominant cities we can just start bombing Chicago. Why do people think you're good at debating? OH! Right, retard-world. Hey, where's your wife? And I see you're on team 'Be unconditionally nice to retards and women or I get to do whatever I want to you' and I can still just murder some kids and kill myself bitch. Let it go. You don't give a shit about that retard."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

He has no idea what he's talking about
Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng February 26, 2011

Forest Logic

Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.

Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.

Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.

I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.

by TreediddlyD January 29, 2018

Bunny Logic

Pronounced: bunn-eeh-loh-jik

A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.

Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.

Friend: "I can't fix this weird issue. Every time I follow the steps online to resolve it, the issue is still there & I am back to square one..."

Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."

Friend: *demonstrates issue*

Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."

Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"

Bunny: "Bunny Logic"

Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*

by Guy With The Bunny Logic July 31, 2024

Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.

Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic

by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 01, 2022