ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdo December 24, 2008

Log Wanker

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion

In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.

by Jeff Hicks June 6, 2005

finger log

to stick ones fingers up anothers rectum and suck the feces w/ ones mouth

Some chick finger logged me last night for 30 bucks!

by Nikki McMillan February 15, 2008

swamp logging

when you are performing anal sex with someone who has swamp ass

i was swamp logging with you mom last night

by darkthatfollows May 22, 2010

Ants on a Log

For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.

"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."

by HVACsquad February 23, 2015

log rolling

A method of smoking marijuana in which a joint and a normal cigar are traded between two smoking partners until they are both smoked completely.

Those two guys are log rolling under that bridge over there.

by Alexinthewoods123 January 2, 2008

saw log

a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.

Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007