ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
by smcdo April 05, 2007
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Log Wanker

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion
In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.
by Jeff Hicks May 31, 2005
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swamp logging

when you are performing anal sex with someone who has swamp ass
i was swamp logging with you mom last night
by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010
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finger log

to stick ones fingers up anothers rectum and suck the feces w/ ones mouth
Some chick finger logged me last night for 30 bucks!
by Nikki McMillan February 16, 2008
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Ants on a Log

For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.
"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."
by HVACsquad February 23, 2015
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log rolling

A method of smoking marijuana in which a joint and a normal cigar are traded between two smoking partners until they are both smoked completely.
Those two guys are log rolling under that bridge over there.
by Alexinthewoods123 December 08, 2007
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saw log

a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.
Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.
by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 04, 2007
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