Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 29, 2024

liquid braces

When someone smiles so you can jizz on their teethjizzejaculateshinyteeth

That bitch let my jizz on her teeth and it shined like liquid braces!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

by Bailey Creme January 05, 2023

Liquid Logic

When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.

by Otterly Surreal April 06, 2023

liquid silver

liquid silver, slang for melts in your mouth, not in your hands

as in fuck she tasted good

by friend November 11, 2003

inhaling liquids

the act of drinking cum

hey paul! ever tried inhaling liquids?!

by GuyInSpace September 16, 2023

liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 25, 2023