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Obamas Last Name

The Stupidest Question You can Ask
Trump: What's Obamas Last Name?
Clinton: Bruh
by johnlaurnesismydeadgayson November 26, 2018
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Nice Guys Finish Last

A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.

Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"

Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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The Last of Us Part II

An exceptionally well-made, worthy sequel to The Last of Us that received undeserved vitriol & review bombing from MAGAt incels just because it contained LGBTQ themes. Common deflection is they thought the story sucked, which is bullshit.

Overall, it's a game for actual adults.
The Last of Us Part II is an example of videogames evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys.
by Soul_Driver April 12, 2021
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Avatar: The Last Airbender

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.
This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
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A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.

Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.
Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.

He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.
by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008
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halfway through last year

everything happened halfway through last year.

- halfway through last year.
"my bird died halfway through last year"
"i got braces halfway through last year"
"i fractured my pinky halfway through last year"
by halfwaythroughlastyear April 25, 2022
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a challenge taken were the participants wrap as much tape on their dick as possible, and rip it off without getting hurt
Charles haley is the king of the the last naked warrior challenge
by cosmicjoker234 August 13, 2021
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