light the lavender

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1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019

Rene'e Lavender

Rene'e Lavender is a youtuber, go subscribe!

Dang, Rene'e Lavender just posted a video!

by Rene'e Lavender September 15, 2020

Zoe Pemberton Laverne

Zoe Pemberton Laverne is a famous influencer. Many people support her for her kindness, happiness. She has a fandom called zonuts. Zoe has made some very bad choices, so people also don’t support her for that reason.

I love Zoe Pemberton Laverne ! She’s so kind, I follow her on all socials<3

by Mia the moo April 24, 2021

TEMPEL OV SCOTT LAVENDER

Is a fan group of satanists that support scott Lavender and love him like a god

Tempel Ov scott Lavender is cringe don't need to explain anymore.

by Harnte456e December 1, 2025

Mr. Lavelle

The best human at East Webster High School.

“Hey man did you like Mr. Lavelle’s lecture today?”
“Yeah man, he’s so awesome!”

by OboysBack January 19, 2023