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killer of buzzes

Some who makes the buzz you have go away, be it from being stoned or drunk.
"Man, last night Bob was being such a killer of buzzes!"
by ZackZombie October 23, 2007
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The killer of reddit

Once there was a girl, she was the most beautiful in her small town. She decided to move onto Reddit to read funny posts. Once she saw a post by someone called 'The killer of reddit', she thought that the name was strange but she didn't care but what she read disturbed her the most, it was of a photo of 1 of the abandoned buildings in her town with a dead body of 1 of her classmates that disappeared a few months ago. Her classmates mouth was ripped open and his eyes were bitten out, suddenly someone messaged her, it was the account of the murderer, she started trembling and decided to not read the message. A few hours later, before she went to bed she decided to finally read it, it said " I'm in your house, come down the stairs", she trembled and heard a sound, it was a creek. She saw a smirk at her door....... A few years later she is still in her bed but now forever smiling.
by Reallydumb January 31, 2022
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forum killer

Just like a thread killer, except they kill entire forums. It sucks to be one.
One way to try to remedy this is by posting in another thread. It may or may not work.
Jerry, in the thread Bananas, in the forum General, wrote: "Bananas taste like shit."
Nobody posted in that thread after, so he is a forum killer.
by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome January 23, 2011
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Baby Killer

U.S. Navy (specifically nuclear community) slang for the heavy-duty, high capacity, desktop stapler.
Officer (with thick pack of paper): Chief, could I squeeze past you to use the baby killer?
by SadPandaSir December 1, 2021
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serial killer

Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer because he was UGLY but Ted Bundy was innocent because he was HANDSOME
by Andre99 July 19, 2009
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The Bird Killer

One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.
"Did you see Chris kill that bird with a fucking baseball?!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"
by Harry Diareha October 17, 2011
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