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Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!
Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2024
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Narcissistic Junkie Scum

“The narcissistic junkie scum on the lefts name is Kylie Pomeroy
by Josby the ape June 26, 2022
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Müller Rice Junkie

"The children loved to slurp up Epstein's love juices with absolute glee and disgust in the same proportion"
The Müller Rice Junkie just arrived on the island! Can't wait for tonight! #blessed
by BigHairyNiggaBalls911 January 27, 2024
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Junkie jimi

An insurance policy scam that involves a person who died years ago to commit fraudulent claims on a fake relative .

A heroin addict who steals jimmy trucks yet can’t even spell the name of the truck correctly.
Did you see junkie jimi plow around that motel because he was right behind me doing coke as a pathological lying lazy narcissistic pig

Donna was really pulled a junkie jimi hoarding pitvulls for the fights he had in buffalo as a not so NICE guy..
by Heyoka November 28, 2023
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Junkie

A drug user who uses opiates. Someone who does heroin, blues, methadone, etc. The person must be actually addicted and expierence withdrawal when not using to be considered a junkie, weekend users are not given the title unless someone has no idea what they’re talking about.

Junkies usually do shady shit and rarely have a job unless their habit started while they were working—they’ll be jobless soon without fail almost no matter what.

This is more of a general term for someone but is distinctly different from being called a “fiend” which basically means you’re a junkie but really down bad and basically doing whatever you can just to scrape together a couple pennies for a single blue, all day every day.

Junkies are down bad, but haven’t typically hit rock bottom yet. We have other names for those people.
Dude, if he was a junkie he would be going through withdrawal right now.
by KeyLimeElf February 27, 2024
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Philosophy junkie

Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.
I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!
by Nugsson May 30, 2022
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ho ass junkie

ho = ho(t)
ass = thicc
junkie = addicted to a good time
them: Kelly is a ho ass junkie !
Kelly: so you think i’m fun & cool? :)
by anonymous January 29, 2024
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