the coolest monkey in the jungle

you a racist mofo

the coolest monkey in the jungle is outlawed in the US

by dylan cock January 22, 2018

You're in the jungle now baby

You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch

*cop lady and drug dealer square up*

Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight

Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)

by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017

Jungle Fever Crew

commonly expressed by: JF

bros and she-bros for life, a group started by Eric Paull (a.k.a. Fuzzie)to have friends to bro it up, and throw down with, primarily in South East Michigan, but spreading to more and more areas.

The tag JF can be applied to things people find extremely intense or brutal.

-"I'd watch out, those guys in the pit are in the Jungle Fever Crew."
-"The what?"
-"You know, JF."


"That was so JF."

by The Lead April 8, 2009

Magical Jungle Milk

Cum from a black guy

I sucked down some magical jungle milk and now I have super powers! And aids...

by Meatswamp June 4, 2017

home-schooled jungle freak

Homeschooled jungle freak is a phrase created by Mean Girls character Regina George played by Rachel McAdams. It means to be someone who is or was homeschooled and lives in or came from an African country during their homeschooling time.

"They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Regina George

by Nuku Nikballs August 5, 2016

homicidal psycho jungle cat

See hobbes

Calvin's Mom: Sleepwalking!
Calvin's Dad: Nightmare!
Calvin: Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

by Cats December 7, 2003

jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch

"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

by the dina March 6, 2009