jordan and jon

lovebirds

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten

by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Im a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a pimp daddy Jon Jon

2) you look like a pimp daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

Jordon Tom Jon

3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.

You could stick a Jordon Tom Jon in me

by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023

Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.

I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.

by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021

Lil Jon

Lil Jon is rapper, doing crunk music. People say that he only says 3 words in all his songs but they have only heard one of his songs (Yeah!), and not the other songs, where he even has whole verses.

Lil Jon:
Now bitch niggas straight crunk
Its beena long time for a nigga to act the way
we actin'
I tell you what, its been a long time for a nigga
to act like the way we livin'
Well fuck us, shiat

(Straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk)

by OllieKickFlip September 21, 2005

Lil Jon

1) a man who is not a rapper. just cuz he's black and not singing love songs, doesn't mean he's automatically a rapper (Nelly).
2) Founder of the following catch phrases:

¿¿¿HWHAT???
¡¡¡eeYEAYUHHHH!!!
¡¡¡OHHHHKAYYYY!!!

and others

by d-Mack April 29, 2004