Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 02, 2019

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 26, 2018

Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.

Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.

by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019

Visa johnson

Visa johnson is your mom 🤠

Whats your moms name? Visa johnson

by Visa Johnson April 18, 2022

Visa Johnson

Visa Johnson is your mom 🤠🤠

whats your moms name? Visa Johnson

by Visa Johnson April 18, 2022

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 11, 2020

Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 03, 2021