After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
by Pigdick December 2, 2016
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Sweet loving guy, loves to have fun, and never turns down an offer.
Good boyfriend. A Jacob Marquez is someone you can trust, good at solving emotional problems. Can treat a lady with respect and is often romantic. A Jacob marquez is into sports or reading.
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Get the Jacob Devlin mug.Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.
Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson
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