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Jack Layton

Just another political prick who says he cares but really, he just gets his drones to mock other politicians in competition with him.... yup, he's an ass.
"Look at that douche kissing babies...what a Jack Layton."
by lover of freedom June 18, 2009
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Cactus Jack

Mick Foley's alter ego
Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!
by CLB May 3, 2004
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jack of spades

Jack of spades is were bi or gay white men only date black men. It's the bi/ gay white male's version of the queen of spades. They both represent how white women and white men exclusively date only black men.
He only dates black men, he must be a jack of spades.
by white4bbc4life October 2, 2013
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clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.
by Lon December 28, 2005
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Slack-Jack

A complete and utterly terrible handjob. One that is simply not worth the time and honestly makes one wonder what the fuck is wrong with with the human being who's head is in your lap.
Brady came back Jones' house and told everyone that Liz gave him the Slack-Jack of the century and he'd rather stick his dick in a pinecone than experience that again.
by SpamoniJones April 6, 2010
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Blumpkin Jack

The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).
Bryan: Whoa! You look you happy

Jake: I just got the best Blumpkin Jack from LVG!
by BlumpkinLoverSanchez November 21, 2010
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Jack stranger

When you masturbate with your numb arm you are giving yourself a "Jack Stranger."
I'm horny and lonely.. I think tonight calls for a Jack Stranger!
by Spankamonkey December 8, 2013
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