fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

by dkf June 5, 2009

friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.

boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone

by dat guy1 November 3, 2013

friend with benefits

n: A friend in which you are allowed sexual activity but no true relationship is invovled. Not a girlfriend or boyfriend.
The benefit is purely sexual. Not to be tied with feelings.

Jane and I are friends with benefits.

by dwfirebolt99 June 3, 2004

Emotional Friend

A person that you develop feelings for at work or other places. Often times your emotional friend will become a sexual relationship that you hide from your partner. Term is coined on the Howard Stern show.

Sals wife has an Emotional Friend that she has had sex with.

by Bigdogtrucker October 29, 2007

shitty friend

A friend that is just all kinds of shit, in all kinds of ways.

Yeah, well you're just one big fuck of a shitty friend because...

by Mr1111 June 5, 2011

crackhead friend

The crackhead friend is the most annoying, hyper, loud, funny, and caring friend in a group.

Random person: why is she always so hyper and loud
Friend in the group: because she’s the crackhead friend!!

by taytay7 December 7, 2019

Plastic friend

A fake friend. Someone who will never have your back and turn on you for a dollar.

I'm done with you, your such a plastic friend

by Dodo November 29, 2016