Pornge Hat

a pink an orange reversible quiksilver hat that short kids like to wear

Josh Yates! your pornge hat is really Porngey!

by Neighbor of kid with hat December 8, 2009

amusing hat

This is a word(s) that most oftens comes before or after something. It describes an odd hat that the person saying this thinks is quite fun and might possibly make them chuckle.

That device on top of your head shaped like a spongemonkey is quite an amusing hat!

by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004

Jester's Hat

A sexual act performed either kneeling, squatting or sitting, surrounded by a number of standing males in a circle brandishing their penises.

The person in the middle of the circle then proceeds with oral sex on the penises, especially wanking/jerking off 2 penises at a time to emulate the shape of a Jester's hat on his or her head.

Note: Each penis refers to one of the floppy points on a jesters hat (liliripes). A minimum of 3 is required.

"That party was banging last night. Some slut was giving me and the boys a jesters hat until we jizzed all up in her face like we just opened a tin of custard."

"sup girl. how do you feel about wearing a jester's hat for me and the boys tonight?"

by cherrydizzle August 16, 2009

Frat Hat

Any absurd hat worn by a fraternity brother. Must be worn backwards. Must be adjustable, as fitted hats are far too expensive. Generally a bright or neon color. Often times can feature sports teams, or outrageous companys. However, if a Polo hat is found, it is most assurdly the definition of a Frat Hat.

Did you see Brady's Bills hat? The definition of a Frat Hat.

Beef, your Frat Hat is amazingly clutch because of the Polo Logo.

D-Brown always has his Frat Hat turned backwards.

by Curtains March 25, 2008

white hat

Socially responsible hacker; one who hacks then notifies the owner/authorities.

by lrussell September 14, 2003

party hatted

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.

Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.

by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006

slap hat

The type of style where one wears a baseball cap slightly off to the side giving the appearance that he has just been slapped upside the head. Style is generally worn by today's younger crowd.

My daddy didn't like my boyfriend because he thought he looked goofy with slap hat.

by Geno Lopez October 8, 2006