friend abyss

The space you banish unwanted Facebook friend requests to when you don't like the person enough to confirm it but don't want to offend them and ignore it so you leave the dormant friend request in your inbox for the rest of time. If ever you should ever run into said person, you can use excuses such as "I have so many friend requests I just haven't got to you yet".

Susan is extremely annoying and I really don't want her checking out my page but I see her out a lot. I'm just going to banish her to my friend abyss.

by Cookie Cordone October 20, 2010

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Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.

"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"

by IGreen KnightI April 27, 2009

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friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.

boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone

by dat guy1 November 03, 2013

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friend with benefits

n: A friend in which you are allowed sexual activity but no true relationship is invovled. Not a girlfriend or boyfriend.
The benefit is purely sexual. Not to be tied with feelings.

Jane and I are friends with benefits.

by dwfirebolt99 June 03, 2004

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Emotional Friend

A person that you develop feelings for at work or other places. Often times your emotional friend will become a sexual relationship that you hide from your partner. Term is coined on the Howard Stern show.

Sals wife has an Emotional Friend that she has had sex with.

by Bigdogtrucker October 14, 2007

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