I'm fine

When a woman says that 'she's fine', it means that you should be running.

Husband: "How are you today?"
Wife: "I'm fine."

by DrakoTheDragon December 12, 2020

I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

I'm Bored

You look this up when your SUPER BORED

I'm Bored Right Now

by WHY AM I SO BORED January 24, 2021

I'm Vincent

Vincent is Vincent in A WAY OUT he's Vincent btw

I know what your wondering, I'm Vincent

by Kachoogle November 10, 2022

I'm not snowman

What you have to say when someone roasts you

john: you're as fat as a cheese burger

You: I'm not snowman

by CCCUUU May 23, 2018

I'm PINGING

Variety of drugs taken within a few hours.

Exposed to the sun for approx 12 till lobster red for full effect

When the word 'pinging' is spoken tone of voice increases.

1. Help me man , I'm fucking PINGING !!

2. I'M PINGING!
3. Arrrrghhh I'm pinging!

by GreatR September 18, 2018

i'm decreased

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying "I'm deceased", Meaning I'm dead or "lol".
Its stupid af don't use it.

Alex: "Yo Mrs.Lewis's car was graffitied "
Kyra: "I'm decreased"

by pcepshomie January 08, 2017