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Hipsterism

The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.

The followers are known as "Hipsters".
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"

Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"
by Anonisamust April 5, 2009
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hamster pillow

A small patch of well groomed hair just above the vagina.
A make shift beard for a man or woman when one rests thier chin on the pubic hair resulting in a beard.
She had a perfectly groomed pussy resembling a small hamster pillow. Her hamster pillow was so cute I wanted to rest my head on it.
by fman68 October 31, 2006
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hipstercrite

a hipster who thinks they are not a hipster.
hipster + hypocrite= hipstercrite
Practically every hipster is a hipstercrite.
by dontbehipstacritical December 21, 2009
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hipster envy

a condition suffered by working professionals who become mad with jealousy because they cannot participate in surprise-hipster-DJ revelry on random school nights.

hipster envy typically becomes a problem in your mid-30s, when you realize you actually require sleep.
Upon realizing that he could not go to a club to see a surprise DJ set by Diplo because he had to be at work early the next morning, Brian became overcome with hipster envy.
by hermjon November 10, 2010
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hamster pop

A term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves orgasm, but has a ridiculously small ejaculation, similar to that of a hamster.
"Jenna Jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop."
by Ding May 7, 2003
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Hampster Cage

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage
by clgdswr August 28, 2009
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Hamster Claw

a large or above average sized penis with a slight curve that is able to fit in tight spaces
Girl 1: I found out why everyone calls him the hamster claw last night.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah he was able to reach that hard to reach spot I told you about.
Girl 2: Get you some!
by LordofLorn November 6, 2009
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