rusty hammer

During the act of sex while a woman is experiencing her monthly menses, the man pulls his blood-covered organ from her vagina and inserts it into the woman's mouth.

The rusty hammer is the best, but she did not think so.

by Gillez Ballpaint July 4, 2006

MC hammer

The only rapper to ever have talent.

MC hammer could beat Eminem's ass any day of the week.

by Delthryn March 29, 2005

blood hammer

Yet another word for the penis.

"Suck my blood hammer"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Gravity Hammer

The Hammer on Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo: Reach, is one of the most brutal melee weapons in the Halo Saga. The Hammer has impressive destructive power and can also be used for other things then just killing, such as extra boost in the air or boosting your teamates into higher grounds. The Hammer is a reliable weapon for those who favors a Hammer that creates such shockwaves in their use of need or want. Normally people who uses a Hammer on any Halo games then any other weapon is usually the one who has poor skills with a weapon which deals with shooting bullets.

This powerful weapon has another name which is simply called Nuclear Nut Cracker when it comes to swinging the gravity hammer directly into someone's nuts/balls at maximum speed and strengh.

People who tends to look at the Hammer more as a nuclear nut cracker in which case instantly obliterates one's balls off the face of the universe which a single strike.

Gamer with gravity hammer: " Dude you just got fucked!!! HAHAHA damn your body looks like your doing yoga in the air!!!

Gamer who died: " Oh fuck you, you fucking noob bitch. bet you wouldn't try that shit if i was in your face"

Gamer with gravity hammer: " Hell yeah i would, watch me rip your face a new one!"

by Yashieyama September 29, 2012

turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004