ard fucking yeesh 

Ard fucking yeesh is a substitute for "hell yeah." The phrase "hell yeah" has become stale among America's youth as there needs to be a new phrase to add excitement to a fun night hanging out with one's pals. "Ard fucking yeesh" technically translates to "alright fucking yes," but it can be used in a variety of ways such as "yes," "fuck yeah," and "hell fucking yeah."

Adam: Wanna shotgun with me?
Matt: Ard Fucking yeesh

ard fucking yeesh by ardfuckingyeesh November 19, 2016

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

Are you fucking kidding me? by quammibox August 14, 2011

Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"

Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them

Absolute fucking retards by noie October 15, 2012

And fucking dies 

When someone fucks up something simple but fucking dies.

“ retard Nathan couldn’t find his car and fucking dies”

And fucking dies by Die 4 Israel May 26, 2019

Aw You’re Fucking Fit

Means you’re calling someone attractive for either their looks or something they did

Friend: *buys you a burrito*

You: “Aw you’re fucking fit”

Aw You’re Fucking Fit by Zinyak1503 March 21, 2019

Most fucking perfect human being alive 

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

Most fucking perfect human being alive by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

asian fucking 

best sex ever

asian fucking by Anonymous April 25, 2003