fructose father

another way to say ‘sugar daddy.’

“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”

“woah woah, back up.”

“to which part? the kinky sex?”

“no the fructose father part.”

by psychosunflower May 21, 2018

fruit medley

When one eats fruit out of another's butt crack/hole.

She loves a good fruit medley early in the morning.

He loves to eat fruit medleys.

by fruitmedley December 28, 2018

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019

fruders

Cold.

This room is fucking fruders

by Jambigtoe January 20, 2019

fruday

Friday but better

“DUUUDE ITS FRUDAY”
“YEA FRUDAAAYYYYYY”

by Niggachin April 12, 2019

Fruintiquo

It means a fruity man who likes to eat fruit

guy 1: hey you know what I am, a Fruintiquo
guy 2: but thats not what my uncle edarious said

by Rruempatrummp May 11, 2019

Fruit corner

A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.

by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019