French fries

Lies

Stop throwing “French fries” at me , throwing “Frenchies”

by [e-mail] December 3, 2022

Starter Fries

The first order of fries you eat because you’re craving French fries which comes before you get to eat the seriously good French fries that were not yet available to order.

The starter fries we ate took the edge off, but didn’t stop us from ordering more at a better restaurant.

by EvieGolightly December 17, 2022

couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it

Damn you ate the couch fries.

by Full nudes January 15, 2023

Foreskin fries

French fries men use to fish for pussy

Put french fries under your skin and get in the bath to go fishing with foreskin fries

by Cody5050 February 8, 2023

The Firestarter

When a male lays down on his back with his mouth open, and a woman makes a stream of piss and period blood from his mouth to a safe location 20 ft away. Next, the entire area is covered in crude oil by a helicopter and a fire is lit until it reaches the man's mouth an he explodes. He also shoves an entire zucchini down his urethera.

Yo bro, before I die I need The Firestarter!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

coordinated fries

The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.

"I'm so bored!! I am going to do coordinated fries."

by Weirdo_words March 19, 2023

French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023